Please, Allow Me To Introduce Myself

There's a certain kind of self-imposed pressure that comes with coming out of the dark as a part of the Away Team. To live up to the style, intelligence and swagger of SD's hottest squad isn't something you can simply just dive into. It takes time and a methodical approach to be able to debut as an independent mind, yet stay in line with the code of ethics, morals and values set by our founding members. No, it's never as simple as it looks. It takes a lot to be able to summon the same kind of irony ladened wit mixed with critical commentary that is becoming of an Away Team blogger. But, now, after several years of patiently waiting, I believe it's my time. So, without any further ado, please tuck yourself in tight and buckle your seat belts as you prepare for some of the most seething and caustic admonishment of everyday bullshit, popular culture and underground nonsense you've yet to see.

No, I ain't kidding.

- im so faux real